Inspirational Retirement Resources

to Help You Retire Happy

(Including Funny Retirement Quotes, Funny Retirement Poems, Snappy Retirement Wishes, Retirement Sentiments, and Creative Ideas for Retirement Parties)

The following retirement resources on The Joy of Being Retired Website contain inspirational and humorous retirement material for retirees and the soon-to-be retired.

The purpose of these retirement resources is to help retirees and the soon-to-be retired celebrate retirement and laugh at it instead of looking at it as a bad thing.

• Funny Retirement Quotes and Sayings
  
  Funny Retirement Quotes and Sayings: Also Positive Inspirational Retirement Quotes to Celebrate Retirement: Liberated from Various Retirement Websites by Ernie J. Zelinski Including How to Retire Happy, The Retirement Cafe, Retirement Quotes on Squidoo, The Retirement Quotes Cafe and Retirement Sayings and Quotes on The Joy of Not Working Website
• Funny Retirement Poems
  
  Funny Retirement Poems Including Teacher Retirement Poems Stolen from Various Retirement Websites by Ernie J. Zelinski Including How to Retire Happy, The Retirement Cafe, Retirement Poems on Squidoo and The Retirement Poems Cafe
• Ideas for Retirement Parties
  
  Ideas for Retirement Parties Including Retirement Gift Ideas Such as How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free and The Joy of Being Retired
• Snappy Retirement Wishes
  
  Snappy Retirement Wishes for Your Retirement Cards, Retirement Parties, and Retirement Cakes
• Retirement Letters to Announce Your Liberation
  
  Retirement Letters to Proudly Announce Your Liberation from Corporate Life. In Other Words, 'I Am Outta Here to Live Life The Way It Was Meant to Be Lived."

As Cherly Marland says on her blog But What Now, "Viva la retirement, grab it by the horns and go for it."

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365 Reasons Why Retirement Rocks —and Work Sucks!

by Ernie J. Zelinski

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The following retirement resources are on affiliated websites:

Retirement Planning on The Retirement Cafe

Three Free Creative Retirement E-books 

at The Real Success Resouce Center

Here are the links to some of the retirement planning resources at How to Retire Happy: Retirement with a Difference:

  How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free)

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Published in 10 Languages

 

 

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