So here is a humorous look at money.
If you want a dollar to go far, mail it overseas.
— Author Unknown
Always remember that money isn't everything — but also rememeber to make
a lot of it before talking such nonsense.
— Author Unknown
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
— Lana Turner
It's so difficult to save money when your neigbhbors keep buying things you can't afford.
— Author Unknown
I owe much. I have nothing. The rest I leave to the poor.
— François Rabelais (his last will)
The average man has more money than sense; the trouble is that he doesn't know
it.
— Author Unknown
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's
health. If everything is simply Jake, then you're frightened to death.
— J. P. Donleavy
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
— Oscar Wilde
Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing
you was dead all the time.
— Mark Twain
The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny.
— Mark Twain
If all men were rich, all men would be poor.
— Mark Twain
It is easier for a needle to go through a camel's eye than for a rich woman to sprain her ancle & keep
it out of the papers.
— Mark Twain
One must have some sort of occupation nowadays.
If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about.
— Oscar Wilde
Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, & over these ideals
they dispute & cannot unite — but they all worship money.
— Mark Twain
Take care of your pennies and your pounds will take care of your heirs and barristers.
— English proverb
The blind quest for cash is a fool's errand.
— Timothy Ferriss
Not having to worry about money is almost like not having to worry about dying.
— Mario Puzo
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
— Matt Groening, The Simpsons
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children
will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
— Woody Allen
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
— Jerry Dennis
I started with nothing and I've still got most of it left.
— Unknown wise person
Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next
husband.
— American proverb
When one has had to work so hard to get money why should he impose on himself the hardship of trying to save
it.
— Don Herold
A woman's ideal man is one clever enough to make a lot of money and foolish
enough to spend most of it on her.
— Author Unknown
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
— Errol Flynn
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
— George Bernard Shaw
Americans have always been able to handle austerity and even adversity. Prosperity is what's doing us
in.
— James Reston
There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
— Robert Graves
Marry money.
— Max Shulman's advice to aspiring authors.
The artist is a member of the leisured classes who cannot pay for his leisure.
— Cyril Connolly
If it sells, it's art.
— Frank Lloyd
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be
happier than others.
— Oscar Wilde
Money makes a bastard legitimate.
— The Talmud
Everything worth having is either owned by bastards or the descendants of bastards.
— Gregory Nunn
You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on
earth.
— John Lennon
Poor people send their children to school to be bastards. Rich people teach
them at home.
— Gerald Barzan
If you're wondering if you have enough money to take the family out to eat tonight, you don't.
— Arthur Bloch
Most of today's families are broke. It will just take a depression to make it official.
— Gregory Nunn
If it weren't for baseball, a lot of kids wouldn't even know what a millionaire looks like.
— Phyllis Diller
I sometimes wished he would realize that he was poor instead of being that most nerve-racking
phenomena, a rich man without money.
— Peter Ustinov
I can walk. It's just that I'm so rich I don't have to.
— Alan Bennett
Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
— Unknown wise person
The human species is composed of two distinct races; the men who borrow, and the men who lend.
— Charles Lamb
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it.
— Artemus Ward
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
— Gottfried Reinhard
Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn't got money.
— David Geffen
When a man is broke, he can count his friends on his thumb.
— Author Unknown
Money may not make a person happy, but it keeps his creditors in a better
frame of mind.
— Author Unknown
